My name is Alouicious Nerdberffel Poppadopolis III, Al for short, and the Muse transformed my life.  I think this change was for the better, but I am going to let you decide that for yourself.  Before I tell you about my experience with the Muse and how she inspired me to visit Seth, a local bartender who works with "Mahi-Mahi" (and maybe a girl named Eve) in Key West instead of attending the local church on Sunday morning, I think it only appropriate that I tell you a little about myself. I am a 20 year-old college student at the same private Christian university that my father and grandfather attended. Throughout my life my family and I have always been close, but since the Muse inspired me that may very well change. I have always loved and enjoyed spending time with my family, especially when we go to church on Sunday. We have always been conservative in our belief, but we have immense knowledge of the words written in the Bible. I thought that knowing the words was enough, but I was of course wrong. The Muse had a hand in assisting me with my shortcoming. I think that's enough about my background. To learn more about my experience with the Muse please click here.