I'm glad to see you desired to learn more about me. Having read a little about my background you must then understand that I am not a very outgoing person and usually do not talk to people with whom I have not been properly introduced. Yet while I was on my Spring Break, I went to Key West with a friend from school. We put our luggage in the same hotel room, but I swear that is the last time I saw him until the day we left. This put me in a bit of a bind, as a rather obese man I am not one that should spend time basking in the sun without a shirt, but it was hot and I wanted to go to the shore and feel the sand between my toes. On the way there, I walked behind a man and woman having a deep conversation. The man's name was Keilee and the woman in whose pants he appeared to be trying to get into apparently was named Coco. Anyway, I was walking down the street toward the beach in attire that I thought was appropriate for that hot afternoon: an undershirt, my normal black trousers, and I was uncharacteristically barefoot. I felt conscious of my clothing when I first saw Seth, the man who the Muse worked through to help me see the light. He asked why I was wearing long pants on a day such as that. He then proceeded to attempt to give me a pair of shorts that he had just bought. I told him I appreciated the gesture, but they would not fit me and I was fine with what I was wearing. I just kept walking to the beach from there. To find out what happened next click here.