I just kept walking, as I said, and eventually I got to the beach. It may seem like it took a long time for me to get there, but as I said I am a rather large man who is not in terrific shape. Anyway, I came to the beach and I was looking around for a place to sit when I accidentally ran into this beautiful woman named Raven in front of a beach-front hamburger stand. I apologized and kept going. I found myself a spot and began to settle in for a day of reading out of my Bible and enjoying the creation which the Lord had made. Just then a bird then flew over and defecated directly on top of my head. I was embarrassed and was about to leave, when who should appear, but the same guy who tried to give me those shorts, Seth, came along and said, "It happens." He just kept walking along with some harlot who I thought he introduced as Nina on his arm. I thought the guy was nothing but a hedonist and muttered those words under by breath as he moved away. I re-opened my Bible and continued my reading. It was at that precise moment that I heard sirens getting closer to the beach. To follow this story, click here.