"Waitress, can I get another cup of coffee please?"
Yeah, come over here and bend over and let me see down your shirt again. What's that your name tag says? Hmmm...True? What the hell kind of hippie parents does she have?
"Thanks Hon, and could you bring me my check?"
I don't understand why in the hell, I have to tip this girl. She comes over pours me a couple cups of coffee and I am supposed to give her a reward for doing her job. I don't think anybody just hands me a wad of cash when I close another account.
"Thank you sweetie, you've done a great job."
| Here take this ten dollars and shove it up your ass honey. Damn it, I am already late for work. I don't understand why the door says push on it if it swings both ways, some people have no common sense at all. Great, another beautiful rainy day. | ||
| God my car is beautiful. |
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I just love the sound of the engine when I start it. |
| Yeah I am going to cut that guy off. | ||
"Kiss my ass!"
We live in Seattle and the idiot acts surprised that someone cut him off in traffic. God I have to hurry. I love this car, but that girl I bought this car from had the freakiest eyes. I still have nightmares about those things. Let's see if we can get to 90 mph. Look at that poor asshole there hitchhiking. OH SHIT!!! I can't stop, I am going to hit that tractor trai...
Where am I? Who is this touching me?
To 
continue...
To return to the muse.