
Savvy finally got to her office about noon. The policeman and Jarrod Williamson had talked for three hours about baseball and sports in general while trying to get the two cars unstuck. In fact, the policeman had been so enamored with Mr. Jarrod Williamson, baseball player extraordinaire, that he had radioed his buddies and let them talk to Mr. Williamson. However, sensing Savvy's growing anger, the policeman had finally shut up long enough to declare that he could not determine who had caused the accident. The policeman then advised them to go their separate ways and pay for the damage to their individual cars. However, as Savvy walked away from the Porsche, she heard the policeman say, "Women drivers," in a particularly nasty and derogatory way.
"How dare that star-struck, overweight, donut-eating sexist pig blame the accident on me!" she thought to herself. "Obviously, the Boy Wonder gunned his engine and cruelly smashed into my beautiful car," she mused.
As she sat in her plush office thinking about the accident, Savvy grew angrier.
"Pay to have my car repaired when the other driver was obviously at fault? No way!" she thought to herself.
Savvy grabbed her purse and headed for the parking lot. Thirty minutes later she arrived at the library. Savvy went straight to the desk and asked the Hispanic librarian where the law books were kept. The librarian directed her to the law section and returned to her desk.
As Savvy pawed through the books, she finally found what she was looking for: How to Sue Anybody for Anything, and Win!. She checked the book out and went down to the courthouse.
As she sat in the waiting room, Savvy thought to herself with malicious glee, "Mr. Jarrod Williamson, prepare to be sued!"